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When the Gas Company Tells You to Evacuate: A Comedy in Chaos
There are moments in life when you realize your family is a walking sitcom. For me, that moment happened tonight when I thought I smelled...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 27, 20243 min read
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Holiday Mom Victory
Surviving 24 Days of Holiday Madness: A Mom’s Slow-Motion Victory Lap Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the last 24 days of my...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 24, 20243 min read
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Santa Last Minute Mom
Today…oh boy, today…where do I even begin? Let’s just say I’m channeling Santa Claus vibes, big time. I’m making lists, checking them...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 20, 20243 min read
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Best Italian Meal
There’s an unspoken rule in our house: when you have Italian blood coursing through your veins, as I do (50% from my mom’s side, thank...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 19, 20243 min read
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Cereal Bedtime Chaos
Bedtime in my house is supposed to be a calm, serene ritual. You know, the kind where the kids are freshly bathed, their teeth are...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 17, 20243 min read
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The Inflatable Overload and the Cheeriest Car Ride Ever
There are two types of people in this world: those who sprinkle Christmas cheer with a subtle touch of twinkling lights and tasteful...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 16, 20243 min read
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The Great Brownie Heist: Sibling Chaos at Its Finest
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like dining with my three kids, picture a dinner theater production where the theme is chaos, the...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 13, 20244 min read
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 Four Angels, Three Kids, Two Shopping Carts, and a Whole Lot of Christmas Cheer
Angel Tree Shopping 2024 When we picked four angels off the Angel Tree this year, I envisioned a heartwarming family moment—my kids and...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 11, 20243 min read
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When Your 9-Year-Old Decides at 6:11 AM That She’s a Historical Reenactor
Pic without the homemade top hat because it was already tucked neatly into a bag and no time to redo that packing--LOL Let me set the...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 10, 20243 min read
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Why Do Kids Lose Their Minds the Moment You Sit Down? An Investigation
Let’s set the scene: You, the noble and underappreciated parent, have spent the entire day catering to your offspring. Snacks? Handed out...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 6, 20243 min read
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Day 4 of Elf on the Shelf: The Elves Are Officially in Charge 🎄🎣
Ah, Elf on the Shelf. The magical holiday tradition that starts with good intentions and quickly spirals into a nightly exercise in...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 4, 20243 min read
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Gingerbread Dreams (and Frosting Nightmares): Decorating with Kids is Sweet Chaos
Every year, I tell myself, This will be the year we make Pinterest-worthy gingerbread houses and cookies. Â And every year, my kids remind...
MomLifeWithMary
Dec 3, 20243 min read
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Thanksgiving: The Day My Kids Learned to Devil Eggs and I Questioned My Sanity
Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for gratitude, family, and culinary chaos. This year, I decided to fully embrace the chaos by letting Brittany...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 29, 20243 min read
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Frostbite in November: The Chronicles of Seth vs. My Thermostat
Ah, the joys of adult children coming home for a visit. You’ve missed them, their stories, their laughs… and their complete disregard for...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 27, 20243 min read
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🌋The Great Volcano Eruption of 2024: A Science Project Gone Wrong
Science projects. They’re supposed to teach kids about the wonders of the natural world, but in my house, they’re more like live-action...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 26, 20243 min read
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The Great Jeff Roffman Santa Adventure: Traffic, Tears, and Holiday Magic
Every year, without fail, our family embarks on the ultimate holiday tradition: the Jeff Roffman Santa visit. This is not just a "snap a...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 23, 20245 min read
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Pre-Break Madness: Noodles, Wicked, and That Puzzle That Won’t Quit
Let me just set the scene for you: it’s the last day of school before Thanksgiving break, we left the house at 7 a.m., and I’m already on...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 22, 20244 min read
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The Countdown Chaos: When My Kids Channel Broadway for the Holidays
This morning, I was jolted awake far too early  by the sound of not one, but TWO mini human jukeboxes singing at the top of their lungs....
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 21, 20244 min read
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When Hobbies Attack: Puzzling Through the Madness
Let me start by saying this: my niece, Aunt Nicole, is a GEM. A treasure! A ray of sunshine! She is the kind of aunt who swoops in,...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 20, 20244 min read
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Siblings Getting Along: The Unicorn of Parenting
If you’ve ever caught your kids playing together peacefully, you know the feeling. It’s like spotting a unicorn galloping through your...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 19, 20242 min read
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