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The Santa Question Showdown: When Brittany Went Full Detective
It was a peaceful evening. The Christmas lights twinkled, the smell of cookies filled the air, and I was feeling like a Pinterest-worthy...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 18, 20243 min read
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The Epic Saga of “Just One More Minute”
I used to think bedtime battles and lost shoes were the ultimate test of my patience. Then I met my true nemesis: the screen time “off”...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 17, 20243 min read
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The Day the Sundae Stole the Show
It all started with a perfectly innocent suggestion: “Let’s grab ice cream, buddy.” Just a sweet little mommy-son outing, right? I...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 16, 20242 min read
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The “Just One More Story” Trap: How My Kids Turn Bedtime into an Olympic Event
There are few things in life that can truly test the limits of human patience. Waiting in line at the DMV, sitting through a toddler’s...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 14, 20244 min read
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The Great Tiny Animal Takeover: How Amazon Delivered Chaos to My House in 2 Days or Less
In this household, we have a new rule: never leave a 9-year-old with access to your Amazon account. Trust me, nothing good comes from...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 12, 20243 min read
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The Great Halloween Un-Decorating Debacle: How I Almost Became a Skeleton Whisperer
So here we are, folks. November has arrived, and with it comes the dreaded task of taking down the Halloween decorations. Now, I know...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 11, 20243 min read
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The Sunday Football Fiasco: Frogs, Mac & Cheese Drama, and Sam’s Club Shenanigans
Ah, Football Sunday. The sacred day in our household where laughter, food, and friendly family debates fill the air. There’s nothing...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 10, 20243 min read
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Sockgate: The Great Laundry Conspiracy
Alright, folks, gather ‘round, because it’s time to talk about the biggest scandal to rock my household since the Great Cereal Spill of...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 9, 20242 min read
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Brotherly Love: The Mini-Me Chronicles
Ah, brotherly love. That magical bond between siblings where a 20-year-old and a 7-year-old somehow transform into the exact same person...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 9, 20242 min read
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When Your Kids Decide Chocolate Chip Cookies Count as a Complete Meal
Parenting truth: you want your kids to love food, but real food. You dream of them devouring plates full of vibrant vegetables, hearty...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 8, 20243 min read
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The Breakfast Buffet Circus
Every weekday morning, it’s the same show, folks! Welcome to our breakfast buffet, where I have exactly 17 minutes to make sure we’re...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 6, 20241 min read
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Remote Learning Election Day Adventures: A Comedy of PJ’s, Diet Coke Explosions, and Pizza Chaos
Ah, Election Day! A day for democracy, voting, and—apparently— remote learning ! With no alarm clocks needed, I let the kids stay in...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 5, 20242 min read
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The Homework Battle: Starring Brittany, Blake, and a Highly Optimistic Mom
Every weekday evening, right around homework time, I experience a strange wave of optimism. Tonight will be different, I think. Tonight,...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 4, 20243 min read
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Parenting Tips (With a Side of Laughter)
Parenting—it's the ultimate journey full of surprises, plenty of love, and, let’s be real, more spilled juice than you ever thought...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 4, 20242 min read
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Stealth Mode: The Secret Ninja Skills of Parents Everywhere
There’s something they never tell you about parenting~~ at some point, every parent becomes a ninja . No, we’re not doing backflips or...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 3, 20242 min read
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The Chick-fil-A Drive-Thru Chronicles: When Getting Nuggets Becomes a Life Adventure
So there I was, cruising into the Chick-fil-A drive-thru line at high noon, a.k.a. The Hunger Games. If you’ve ever attempted Chick-fil-A...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 2, 20242 min read
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The Final Whistle: Blake’s Medal-Winning Soccer Finale
Alright, imagine this: the grand finale of Blake's soccer season—a thrilling showdown on the indoor turf, where the sounds of sneakers...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 2, 20242 min read
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Surviving Halloween Aftermath: The Morning School Drop-off Victory
Well, folks, we did it. We made it through Halloween! Cue the victory music because here I am, sipping my hard-earned morning coffee,...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 1, 20242 min read
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Character Day Shenanigans: Rock, Paper, Scissors & Shark Attacks at Elementary School
Character Day Shenanigans: Rock, Paper, Scissors & Shark Attacks at Elementary School Ah, Character Day at the elementary school—the...
MomLifeWithMary
Nov 1, 20243 min read
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Operation Halloween: Theater-Size Candy, Table Decorating, and Strategic Taste Testing
If there’s one thing I’ve learned as a mom, it’s that a successful Halloween setup requires three things: an iron will, an empty stomach...
MomLifeWithMary
Oct 30, 20243 min read
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