Cereal Munchies

It’s a universal truth of parenting: kids are experts at timing their needs with the least convenient moments. Case in point: the nightly cereal munchies. In our house, it’s not just a pattern; it’s a ritual, a tradition steeped in absurdity and lightly dusted with Frosted Flakes. 🥣

Every night, just as we’ve conquered the bedtime routine—teeth brushed, pajamas on, stories read, kisses dispensed—Brittany and Blake will suddenly develop an urgent, primal hunger. “Mom, I need cereal,” Brittany announces like a queen issuing a royal decree. 👑 Blake chimes in, because apparently hunger is contagious, “Yeah, I need some too!” 🍽️

Here’s the kicker: this declaration comes exactly two minutes after they’ve brushed their teeth. 🪥 Teeth that I, the diligent mother, just supervised them scrubbing like they were preparing for dental battle. 🛡️ They’ve got pearly whites to rival a toothpaste commercial, and now they want to coat them in sugar and milk? Oh, the irony. 🙃

It’s not like I don’t prepare for bedtime. I make sure they’ve had snacks. I’ve offered bananas, string cheese, even those little granola bars that are 50% chocolate but still pass as “healthy.” Yet the cereal craving is a beast that refuses to be tamed. Brittany will suggest it as though it’s the most logical thing in the world, “Cereal is light, Mom. It’s practically nothing.” Meanwhile, Blake adds his own twist: “It’s good for us. Milk has calcium.” 🥛

They’re persuasive, I’ll give them that. 😏

Of course, not just any cereal will do. They’re connoisseurs. Brittany prefers something sophisticated, like Cheerios with a drizzle of honey (“Mom, don’t forget the drizzle” 🍯), while Blake goes straight for the colorful sugar bombs. 🌈 If there’s a marshmallow in it, it’s basically gourmet in his eyes. I’ve tried to argue the case for plain corn flakes. Let’s just say that went over about as well as broccoli for dessert. 🥦

The real kicker? They eat their cereal with the kind of focus and reverence you’d expect from a Michelin-star tasting menu. Brittany will crunch delicately, analyzing the flavor profile, while Blake slurps the milk loudly enough to summon the neighbors. And when they’re done, they hand me their bowls like I’m running room service in a five-star hotel. 🛎️

The worst part? It doesn’t even end there. The post-cereal cleanup adds another layer to the madness. Milk dribbles on the counter, a stray Cheerio or five on the floor, and somehow—always—a sticky spoon that defies the laws of physics by clinging to the sink. 😵‍💫 And don’t forget the second round of tooth brushing. Yes, because we can’t send them to bed with sugar-coated molars, no matter how tempting it is to just throw in the towel. 🏳️

I’ve thought about outlawing cereal after 7 p.m., but honestly? The nightly cereal munchies are kind of endearing. ❤️ Sure, they’re exasperating and entirely unnecessary, but they’re also a little window into the hilarity of childhood. Plus, it’s hard to stay mad when Blake’s got milk dripping down his chin and Brittany’s explaining how the marshmallows “make the milk magical.” ✨

So, here’s to the cereal munchies. They may drive me up the wall, but they’re also the kind of chaos that makes parenting a never-ending sitcom. 🎭

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some Cheerios to sweep up. Again. 🧹

~ Mary

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